أﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻳﺮﻯ ﺷﺤﺎﺩ ﺟﺎﻧﺐ ﺑﻴﺘﻪ ﻓﻴﻌﻄﻴﻪ
ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ 10 ﺩﻧﺎﻧﻴﺮ ﻭﻇﻞ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻫﺬﻩ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﻝ
ﻟﻤﺪﺓ ﻋﺎﻡ ﻛﺎﻣﻞ
ﺛﻢ ﺻﺎﺭ ﻳﻌﻄﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﺤﺎﺫ 7 ﺩﻧﺂﻧﻴﺮ ﻓﻘﻂ
ﺍﺳﺘﻐﺮﺏ ﺍﻟﺸﺤﺎﺩ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺃﻓﻀﻞ ﻣﻦ ﻻ ﺷﻲﺀ ﻭﺑﻌﺪ
ﺷﻬﺮ ﺻﺍﺭ ﻳﻌﻄﻴﻪ 5 ﺩﻧﺎﻧﻴﺮ ﻓﻘﻂ
ﺃﻳﻀﺎً ﺍﺳﺘﻐﺮﺏ ﺍﻟﺸﺤﺎﺫ ﻭﻣﺎ ﺍﺳﺘﻄﺎﻉ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻤﺴﻚ
ﻧﻔﺴﻪ .. ﺳﺄﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ : ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﻌﻄﻴﻨﻲ 10 ﺩﻧﺎﻧﻴﺮ ﺑﻌﺪ
ﺳﻨﺔ ﺻﺎﺭﻭﺍ 7 ﺩﻧﺂﻧﻴﺮ ﻭﻫﻼ ﺻﺎﺭﻭ 5 .. ﻟﻴﺶ؟؟؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ : ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﺪﺍﻳﺔ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺍﻭﻻﺩﻱ ﺻﻐﺎﺭﺍ ﻭﻛﻨﺖ
ﻣﻴﺴﻮﺭ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﻝ .. ﻭﺍﻵﻥ ﺑﻨﺘﻲ ﺍﻟﻜﺒﻴﺮﺓ ﺩﺧﻠﺖ ﺍﻟﺠﺎﻣﻌﻪ
ﻭﻣﺼﺎﺭﻳﻒ ﺍﻟﺠﺎﻣﻌﺔ
ﻛﺜﻴﺮﺓ ﻭﻣﺎ ﺑﻘﺪﺭ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ .. ﻭﺒﻌﺪ ﺳﻨﺔ ﺩﺧﻞ ﺍﺑﻨﻲ
ﺍﻟﺠﺎﻣﻌﻪ .. ﻭﻃﺒﻌﺎً ﺯﺍﺩﺕ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﺎﺭﻳﻒ.
ﻋﻨﺪﻫﺎ ﺳﺄﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﺤﺎﺩ “ﻛﻢ ﻭﻟﺪ ﻋﻨﺪﻙ؟؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ : ﺍﺭﺑﻌﻪ
ﻗﺂﻝ ﺍﻟﺸﺤﺎﺫ : ﻭﺍﻥ ﺷﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﺑﺪﻙ ﺗﺪﺭﺳﻬﻢ ﻛﻠﻬﻢ ﻋﻠﻰ
ﺣﺴﺎﺑﻲ !!